|So let's play Dr. Pain, we'll operate today...
||[Mar. 4th, 2005|06:23 pm]
Oh man, I've had a good couple of days. I had a GREAT day yesterday cuz I made Ashley look like a dumbass...that's always fun. Yea, so yesterday, during me and Lyds' open block, Stina ditched band and hung out with us, and we went outside, and Jessa and Ashley were in the gaurd shed, and a couple of Ashley's lame freshman buddies were there. (So right away you know she's gonna try and act cool, cuz she's retarded like that) And we walk in, and Jill had torn down her princess paper, cuz she got cut from gaurd and what not, and I asked about it, and Jessa told me and blah blah blah...anyways, Stina all says "Aw, Ashley's Thumbulena!" ((And Ashley was originally Little Mermiad, but she didn't like it or whatever; me and Jenna started this whole deal)) and I said, totally jokingly, "Yea, only cuz she cried about it until she got Thumbulena!" ((Keep in mind i was kidding..lol...)) And Ashley just totally goes off on me, and she was all ike "You know what Tiff, I never whined about it blah blah blah..." ((She rambled for a bit here)) And then she has the balls to say "So why don't you stop putting words in my mouth you little bitch!" ((And I was all thinkin to myself "Oh fuck no bitch..." Lol)) So I put down the saber I was spinning and was all like "You know what Ashley, in case you don't remember correctly, me and Jenna started this whole thing. We originally put you as Little Mermaid. Now why the hell would we change it, if you hadnt WHINED about it first?" And Ashley just kept rambling complete bullshit like "I never said I didn't like it yada yada..." and I was just like "Okay you know what Ashley, no matter how bad ass you may think you are, you're not. And there are some times when you look really really stupid. Right now would be one of those times." And she was like "Whatever Tiff! God!" And then Lyds all goes "You know what I just thought of...?" And I was like "What Lyds?" And she was like "Choobs..." ((Cuz choobs is a word we all use to make fun of Ashley, cuz her chest sticks out really far, and what little boobs she does have just kind of dangles from her protruding chest...and it's rather disgusting...and so Choobs is like chest and boobs in one word. Lol)) And then she left. Then, me, Lyds, Stina and Jesser were sitting on the squishy track pads, and Ashleys mom comes to pick her up, and I all sat up and started waving and I was like, "You guys, sit up and wave! It'll be funny!" And so we did, and she flipped us off. Cept she flipped us off with her thumb in, and that doesnt mean "fuck you" it means "fuck me" so it wasnt very insulting...lol. And then there was like, 5 minutes of time left before the bell rang, so we all get up to leave, and Lyds goes to help Stina off the pad, and grabs her hand to pull, but she just, like, lets her go and Stina falls back and hits her head on this metal bar that was on the pad. Lmao. And then Lyds just falls to the ground laughing. And then we're all walking back, and the lame campus mniter comes up to us and he's all like "Girls are you okay? We've had reports of intoxicated girls on the campus, and I just wanna make sure it's not you" And I was just like, "No...we're perfectly sober..." lmfao. It was a great day. And then this morning Sarah came to pick me and my sister up for school, and she usually picks Ashley up too, right after she gets us, and she did this morning. And so we went and got her, and I had to sit next to her, and she gets in the car, and I'm all like "Good morning Ashley!" And she rolled her eyes. I laughed so hard. Yea...good stuff...Today was good too tho. I had First Aid during D block, and we got done with all our stuff with like, 50 minutes of class left over, so me and Elli and Alycia asked to get passes to go to the library, and so we walk out, and Elli's all like "Hey you guys, you know where I'm goin?" and I was like "I dunno, the library?" And she was like "Nope! I'm goin home!" And so she all left and me and Alycia just walked around for a bit, and then got bored and went to McDonalds. I got a Mcflurry ^_^. Lol. But we were all walkin out to her car in the parking lot, and she was all like "You cant laugh at my hubcaps!" And I just burst out laughing, cuz apparently she had really shitty hubcaps on her car ,and so her brother bought her new ones, and I guess he thought they were really awesome, but they were all shiny and they looked like snowflakes. Lmfao. Well, I'm out kids. Later homos.