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Some survey crap [Jun. 23rd, 2005|11:50 pm]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |"Behind These Hazel Eyes" by Kelly Clarkson]

Birthday:July 22nd
Birthplace:Sanclemente, California
Current Location:Loveland, Colorado
Eye Color:Green
Hair Color:Black
Height:5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Mexican and a mix of several other things. Exactly what, I'm not sure. I'm a mutt.
The Shoes You Wore Today:My Cookie Monster flips flops...lol
Your Weakness:Boys. they really are...but I'm not boy crazy one bit. Seriously
Your Fears:Drowning, being buried alive...and whales o.O
Your Perfect Pizza:I really don't like pizza...unless its that kind with cream sauce and spinach on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:I'd like to get laid. Lmao, just kidding.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:j/k. Gawd I hate that...just type "just kidding" out....it's not difficult...
Thoughts First Waking Up:I think I'll put clothes on now...lol
Your Best Physical Feature:My hair or my upper body
Your Bedtime:Lately, whenever I feel like sleeping.
Your Most Missed Memory:My mom
Pepsi or Coke:Water
MacDonalds or Burger King:Subway
Single or Group Dates:Being lonely
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lemonade
Chocolate or Vanilla:Stawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee:Latte
Do you Smoke:No
Do you Swear:Yes
Do you Sing:Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:No
Do you want to go to College:Not really
Do you want to get Married:If it happens, it happens...
Do you belive in yourself:Not very much
Do you get Motion Sickness:Yes
Do you think you are Attractive:Not at all
Are you a Health Freak:Kind of
Do you get along with your Parents:My dad lets me do what I want...so yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:Very much
Do you play an Instrument:Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:No...shockingly o.O
In the past month have you Smoked:I don't smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs:I took some Advil yesterday...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:I haven't been on a date for over a year
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes. God yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage:No
In the past month have you been Dumped:No. Leave me alone.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Halfway...and that makes sense, so shut up...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No. I haven't stolen anything since I was 5...
Ever been Drunk:Yes
Ever been called a Tease:Yes
Ever been Beaten up:No. this one bitch said she gave me a black eye...she didn't.
Ever Shoplifted:Yes
How do you want to Die:Quickly. I plan on killing myself when I turn 40, if things aren't going well...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I want bartend at my own bar.
What country would you most like to Visit:Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Green
Favourite Hair Color:I just don't usually like blondes
Short or Long Hair:Short. Well, kinda long sometimes...not like, down to the shoulders tho.
Height:Taller than me.
Weight:Don't care
Best Clothing Style:Like me, dark rockish punkish sorta.
Number of Drugs I have taken:I've never done drugs.
Number of CDs I own:Can't count em.
Number of Piercings:7
Number of Tattoos:Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Oh so many things...2 very big ones tho.

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That was the day... [May. 17th, 2005|04:07 pm]
[mood |energetic]
[music |"Stories and Alibis" by Matchbook Romance]

Well I must say...the past few days have been interesting...various moods I've had, so I can't say the past week or so was AWESOME or it SUCKED. I just can't be specific this time. Oh well. No matter. Well it's very very grand, because stupid Mrs. Kinner has been gone for 1 WEEK and my grade is already a high D, as opposed to an F. So good for me. Good for me indeed. And to hell with her. She sucks.
ANYWHO...funny stuff time! Well, me and Lydinia were on our open block today, and we were talking about year books, and I told her about how my yearbook got 409 spilled all over it, and so all the notes that people had written me smeared and everything, and I was like "NOOO! My memories!!!" And for some reason, it was strangely funny to me...
Then when we went back to talk to Jessa and Ashley, Jessa was all like "Hey, Lydia, I have something for you..." and she pretended to dig around in her pocket, and then she just flipped Lyds off, and that was funny too.
Then, I was like "Yea, Miguel's in Germany right now" and Lydia was like "OH YEA?! Well, my mom is in New Mexico!" And so I was like "OH YEA?!?! Well, I have FAMILY in New Mexico!!!" And Lyds was all like "Well I have family in Michigan! The giant swamp that's shaped like a mitten!" And that was just the funniest thing ever.
And then I was throwing Hot Tamales at Victor and his friend. Twas great fun. Oh yea, this ones good! So yesterday, I was in English, and we had to go to the computer lab, and me and Stina sat next to each other, and Jacob sat on the other side of her. Well somehow, Jacob managed to fuck up his computer before he'd even logged in, so he was all darnit and whatnot. So Stina gets up to go talk to Dani, and he takes her computer. And so, Stina, being the kind little dear she is, let him have it, and moved across the room next to Dani. I was like... "Stina....don't leave me here..." So then some kids all go to turn off the lights, but they turned them all the way off, and Mrs. Caikowski was like, "No, turn some back on" and Jacob was all like "No, keep them off! It's romantic!" At which point I scooted my chair as far away from him as possible...lol.
And it was so funny cuz me and Lyds walked my puppies over to the school today to pick up my sister, and we found Jessi and Jacob, and Jessi was all petting the dogs even tho they were all slobbery, and Jacob was being a wuss and wouldnt hardly pet them, and I was thinkin 'Wow, Jessi's more of a man than Jacob'. Which is so true. Lol. But then I all said "You let Ashley slobber on you, but you won't let my puppy?!" Oh man it was funny.
And now it's so great, cuz my lizards, they got this little cage built for them outside, so they can be out in the sun and all that. They're cute.
On kind of a more upsetting note, I'm not Kym's friend anymore. Which is kind of sad, but oh well I suppose. I just can't handle her anymore =\ But I almost lost Lydia and Stina along with that, because misunderstanding were just through the roof that day...so I suppose it's all good and well, because I didn't. Oh my gosh I hear the ice cream man! I wanna catch him. I'm just too lazy. Oh well. Well, bye bitches.

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Set your blood soaked heart upon the alter, ressurect me... [Apr. 20th, 2005|06:18 pm]
[mood |sleepyEven tho I just napped...]
[music |"Holiday" by Green Day]

Wow, it's been a good few days...err...weeks... Yea, so anywho...I discovered this REALLY cute boy...my word he is sexy! He's like...khdfgdowetrpk...-drools-I told Dani about him...actually, she guessed...so did Sarah...took Sarah forever tho. Lol. But oh my gawsh he is cute. I want. Lol. And, I guess I'm going to prom. I sure do hope that sexy boy is there... that would be fun. Lol. I'm going cuz J and Ash and Jessi want me to go, so Jessi's my date...lol. And J and Ashley went when they were sophomores, so heck, I'm gonna go. And then there's this Hallway Dance this Friday...which is...tomorrow.. and I'm gonna go with Ashley and J, and by dern we're gonna cause a raucous! That should be a good old time. And then the other day..I realized...that I no longer find Sexy Foriegn Boy...sexy...it's kind of sad...but it was funny, cuz he just about poked my eye out when I was walking in the hallways 2 days ago, cuz he like went to point somewhere, and I was coming the opposite way, and yea, he about poked my eye out. And I told Lydia after it happened, and I was like "You know...about a month ago, I would've found that dreamy..." lmao. It was pretty funny. And then last Friday, I went to the DMV to get my permit, and I am honestly shocked that I passed the written test, cuz I seriously knew nothing. But I passed, and they still haven't mailed me my permit. It's been just about a week, and I'm aggitated! I want ot go driiiiive. Clear the sidewalks dammit... I just woke up from a nap...that was a good nap...yup... Oh gawd, it was so funny yesterday in Biology, me and Stina were sitting there, and she just kept tlaking and talking, and finally I was like "Stina! Just shh for a second!" And she was like "OH! You want me to be quiet?! FINE! I'll be quiet!!!" and then, like a minute later, I went to ask her how to figure something out, and she was like "SHHHHHH!!!" I laughed so hard. then today, in English, my fucking lame ass teacher made us pick a piece of paper out of a hat (what are we, 12?) and it had an issue on it that we needed to make a bumper sticker out of, and Jacob got Illegal Immigration as his topic, and he always makes fun of me cuz I'm part mexican, just cuz we fuck with each other all the time...if not, he's a racist bastard...lol...anyways, he was like "I should use "Illegalize Burritos" as my slogan... or "Tiffany doesn't live here" and for some reason I found that one really funny. But then at lunch, me and Stina were telling Lyds about it, and Stina also brought up that I was part Native American, and she was like "How!" And that was also hilarious...BUT ANYWAYS, we were telling Lyds about it, and she started singing that Colors Of The Wind song from Pocahontas, and then she went up to Jacob and started singing it. She was all leaning on him and singing into her cell phone...I laughed so hard, I about pissed myself. Well, I'm out...later bitches.


"Lets have a moment of silence for the fact that I got to stare at the hot boy for a very long time...............-silence-.....-snicker- DAMMIT LYDIA YOU RUINED THE MOMENT!!!!!" Lmfao, that was the best...
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Beep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Apr. 7th, 2005|06:35 pm]
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |Fear Factor...good show...]

Oh my...this...may just be...the happiest...I have ever...ever...EVER been... Hall and Perrez...are GONEEEEE! GONE I TELL YOUUUU! I was at the school with Stina when I found out, and it was raining, and Stina was so happy, that she fell to her knees in the rain and praised the gods. And I did a happy little dance in the rain. It was fantastic... Today is a landmark day. The day...the fags...left band...-nods- Praise the gods...praise them all...-nods solemnly-

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Shh! The representitive from California has the floor!!! [Apr. 5th, 2005|12:56 pm]
[mood |dorkydorky]
[music |Maury. Ugly people are getting make overs]

Oh man, the past couple of days have been awesome. Cept CSAP's. Those really sucked. But anywho, I GOT A PUPPY! I am damn excited, and his name is Mac and hes cute and all that. And then Miguel moved back here, and he lives, like 5 minutes away from my house, and like, super close to Lyds. Thats exciting too. So on Monday I went and got my hair cut, and Steenie Weenie came. And let me just say, I will never EVER take her ANYWHERE with me again. There was only one chick working when we went there, so I just said I'd go first, cuz Steenie and my sister were being babies about it. So anywho, I'm sitting in the chair, and I can hear Stina over in the chair in the waiting place just yammerin away. She's all reading a magazine and shes like "Put your tummy and ass in their place with Botox...hmm...I think I'll get Botex when I grow up (and no I didnt mis-type it, she actually said Botex) and then she's over debating with her self, she's all like..."Botex...Botax...?" and so finally I'm like "BOTOX Stina!" and she's like "Ohhhh...yea...Botox...I should have just said Kotex, it would've been closer!" And she seriously said stupid crap like that the ENTIRE time I was getting my hair cut. It was sad...so yes.
And then some time ago, like last week, Lyds had the song "Holiday" stuck in her head and she comes up to me and she's all like "Tiff! This is the dawning of the rest of our lives!" and I'm just like "On holiday?!?!" And then Stina all runs up and she's like "SHHH!!!!! The representitive from California has the floor!!!" LMFAO it was way too funny.
And then today, in Biology, me and Stina are sitting there, and this REALLY stupid annoying chick named Amy sits behind us, and I had to fill out this Pennent Square for genetics up on the over head, and I totally had it right and I abbreviated Phenotype and Genotype with just P and G, and I sit back down and shes all like (to the entire damn class, cuz she thinks shes cool like that) "Why did she put G and P?!?!" And I just turn around and was like "For Genotype and Phenotype you moron..." And I was just as snotty about it. I found it damn hilarious.
And then yesterday... something..tragic... happened... apparently...Sexy Foriegn Boy...was wearing... SHORT shorts! (Thankfully enough, i didnt see them...) And today, I found out about it...and got a very mental pic...so I made this drawing...and theres sexy boy in short shorts, and I'm all like standing off to the side sayin to Stina Lyds and Kym "Pssht! You can have him!" And they all have super big grins on their faces. Lmfao. It's good stuff.
Then yesterday, after CSAP's we had this "motivational" assembly (and really, it did motivate me. It motivated me to go right out and DIE) And so we sat there the whole time and made fun of it. And for some reason, they were shwoing clips from Harry Potter, and Lyds was like "SHOW MALFOY!" And then right after that, they did, and she all sat up straight and started clapping really loudly, and I laugh SO hard. It was so fuckin funny...lol. And then, they started playing a good song, and I all leaned over to Stina and I all started playing air guitar really obnoxiously in front of her. And she found that funny...lol. OH GOD I ALMOST FORGOT! I had my State competition for gaurd last saturday, and we took 5th, but anyways, here goes the funny shit. Lyds stayed over at my house on Friday, cuz she wanted to go with me to state, and we had to be at the school at 7 a.m., so yea she just stayed over. And we were watching Harry Potter, cuz we're cool kids like that. But, the thing is, we had been drinking Cinnamon Schnapps (Mmmmm...) before that, so we weren't quite right, and anyways, we were watching it, and they show Malfoy, and Lyds was like "It looks like hes wearing goloshes!" And I just start laughing, like really loudly and obnoxiously, for like, a really long time, and finally when I'm done, I'm all like "Ahahahaaa...I dont know what goloshes are...." Lmfao, I don't know why, but it was funny. And then there's that one part, where they go back in time, and they all sit down and they're like "Now we wait.." And I just start making up my own diologue, and I'm like:
"Lets play a game!"
"Okay...truth or dare!"
"Okay...why do fools always falls in love?"
"Uhh...i dunno...okay. youre turn!"
"I dare you to kisss me you fool!"
"Are you implying that im a fool because im in love?! CUZ IM NOT!"
".........why do foos always fall in love yo........?"
LMFAO! It was funny at the time...not so much now...lol.
WELL, this has been a long ass entry. So I'm cuttin it off now. So, later bitches.

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This ones good -nods- [Mar. 25th, 2005|01:16 pm]
[mood |coldcold]
[music |"Geurnica" By Brand New]

You + Green Day = Hawt Sex
favorite color
you'll fuck billie __ times 70789
tre will.. Serenade you with a tune by Madonna
you and mike will smoke __ worth of pot $563.10
you'll marry Billie Joe
chances of you staying with him - 70%
will you have kids? (8) - Better not tell you. - (8)
This cool quiz by meowza - Taken 139 Times.
New - Dating Advice written by YOU!

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There's beauty in the break down... [Mar. 9th, 2005|05:20 pm]
[mood |awakeawake]
[music |"All that I've got" but The Used]

Dude, Monday was...orgasmic...it was so awesome. At lunch, me and Ashley (whom I now DESPISE) took Jacob's car keys, and ran out to the parking lot, and Kym, Lyds, Stina and Jessa ran after us, and we all got in the car and locked it, but Ashley was too fuckin lame to drive it....dumbass bitch...So anyways, during D block when we had our open block, me and Lyds and Stina were supposed to go to my house and play, but we went to Jacob's car instead. I'd left the side door unlocked when I got out of it during lunch, and we got in, and totally vandalized his car...it was great. We left, like 26 notes EVERYWHERE. I left a kissy mark on the rear view window (and yesterday morning, Jacob was like, "So who kissed my rearveiw window...?" and I was like"uhh...that would be me...." it was hilarious) and I left this really funny note that was like "Tiff and Sexy Foriegn Boy fucked in your backseat...sorry about the mess.." and then it was like "P.S. ...he was better than you" it was damn funny. And stina left 1 that was like" no getting busy back here.AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!" And then we waited for him outside of his health class, and me and lyds went up and hugged him and i was like "hello jacob...do we smell like a dream from the tropics?" and he was like "yes...have you been spraying my car freshener?" and i was like "pshht no...your cars locked" and stina was like "yea, believe us...we tried" lol. And then me and stina walked him out to his car, and he saw the mess and he was like "oh my god..." yea...that was good stuff. Well, i fuckin hate ashley and sarah now, cuz theyre both stupid bitches. fuck em both. well, later kids <3

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So let's play Dr. Pain, we'll operate today... [Mar. 4th, 2005|06:23 pm]
[mood |drunkdrunk]
[music |Nothin....eh...yes...]

Oh man, I've had a good couple of days. I had a GREAT day yesterday cuz I made Ashley look like a dumbass...that's always fun. Yea, so yesterday, during me and Lyds' open block, Stina ditched band and hung out with us, and we went outside, and Jessa and Ashley were in the gaurd shed, and a couple of Ashley's lame freshman buddies were there. (So right away you know she's gonna try and act cool, cuz she's retarded like that) And we walk in, and Jill had torn down her princess paper, cuz she got cut from gaurd and what not, and I asked about it, and Jessa told me and blah blah blah...anyways, Stina all says "Aw, Ashley's Thumbulena!" ((And Ashley was originally Little Mermiad, but she didn't like it or whatever; me and Jenna started this whole deal)) and I said, totally jokingly, "Yea, only cuz she cried about it until she got Thumbulena!" ((Keep in mind i was kidding..lol...)) And Ashley just totally goes off on me, and she was all ike "You know what Tiff, I never whined about it blah blah blah..." ((She rambled for a bit here)) And then she has the balls to say "So why don't you stop putting words in my mouth you little bitch!" ((And I was all thinkin to myself "Oh fuck no bitch..." Lol)) So I put down the saber I was spinning and was all like "You know what Ashley, in case you don't remember correctly, me and Jenna started this whole thing. We originally put you as Little Mermaid. Now why the hell would we change it, if you hadnt WHINED about it first?" And Ashley just kept rambling complete bullshit like "I never said I didn't like it yada yada..." and I was just like "Okay you know what Ashley, no matter how bad ass you may think you are, you're not. And there are some times when you look really really stupid. Right now would be one of those times." And she was like "Whatever Tiff! God!" And then Lyds all goes "You know what I just thought of...?" And I was like "What Lyds?" And she was like "Choobs..." ((Cuz choobs is a word we all use to make fun of Ashley, cuz her chest sticks out really far, and what little boobs she does have just kind of dangles from her protruding chest...and it's rather disgusting...and so Choobs is like chest and boobs in one word. Lol)) And then she left. Then, me, Lyds, Stina and Jesser were sitting on the squishy track pads, and Ashleys mom comes to pick her up, and I all sat up and started waving and I was like, "You guys, sit up and wave! It'll be funny!" And so we did, and she flipped us off. Cept she flipped us off with her thumb in, and that doesnt mean "fuck you" it means "fuck me" so it wasnt very insulting...lol. And then there was like, 5 minutes of time left before the bell rang, so we all get up to leave, and Lyds goes to help Stina off the pad, and grabs her hand to pull, but she just, like, lets her go and Stina falls back and hits her head on this metal bar that was on the pad. Lmao. And then Lyds just falls to the ground laughing. And then we're all walking back, and the lame campus mniter comes up to us and he's all like "Girls are you okay? We've had reports of intoxicated girls on the campus, and I just wanna make sure it's not you" And I was just like, "No...we're perfectly sober..." lmfao. It was a great day. And then this morning Sarah came to pick me and my sister up for school, and she usually picks Ashley up too, right after she gets us, and she did this morning. And so we went and got her, and I had to sit next to her, and she gets in the car, and I'm all like "Good morning Ashley!" And she rolled her eyes. I laughed so hard. Yea...good stuff...Today was good too tho. I had First Aid during D block, and we got done with all our stuff with like, 50 minutes of class left over, so me and Elli and Alycia asked to get passes to go to the library, and so we walk out, and Elli's all like "Hey you guys, you know where I'm goin?" and I was like "I dunno, the library?" And she was like "Nope! I'm goin home!" And so she all left and me and Alycia just walked around for a bit, and then got bored and went to McDonalds. I got a Mcflurry ^_^. Lol. But we were all walkin out to her car in the parking lot, and she was all like "You cant laugh at my hubcaps!" And I just burst out laughing, cuz apparently she had really shitty hubcaps on her car ,and so her brother bought her new ones, and I guess he thought they were really awesome, but they were all shiny and they looked like snowflakes. Lmfao. Well, I'm out kids. Later homos.

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Ksdkghlasdhcnojkgfdmcqoafsdklah!!!!!!DONT READ THIS LYDS! [Feb. 23rd, 2005|05:31 pm]
[mood |sadsad]
[music |"Promise" by Matchbook Romance]

I FUCKIN HATE HER!!! Okay, so Kym saw something in a bathroom stall that said "Kym Bauer is a dirty skank who sucks Evan S's dick" which is awfully true, but she assumed that I wrote it. BECAUSE THE Y ON THE WRITING LOOKED LIKE THE WAY I WRITE MY Y!!!! HOW FUCKING LAME IS THAT?!?!?! It's retarded! So she thought she'd be funny and put my name where hers was, and Ryan Walls' name where evan's was. Shes a fucking retard! So she got a rather nasty note after school...and I drew a happy face on it so she would open it. And she did. I had to draw the smiley face cuz she's a stubborn bitch. She's lucky I've even been her friend after what she did to me last year! It's fucking ridiculous... I hate her. Ah well, I'll see her in hell. Oh my god, I can't believe I actually felt sorry for her because of her parents. They call her a whore and everything. Well, SHE IS. Actually she isn't she just likes to pretend she is. She's a fuckin retard. It doesnt make her cool to tell everyone that she fucked a guy, it makes her a whore. And it sucks, cuz Kym used to be one of my best friends. And now I hate her cuz she can't ever tell me the truth =\ I dunno. I hate it all. Well, later bitches.

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Living with genital herpes can be a hassle...THEN STOP SLEEPING AROUND YOU WHORE! {{Daily Valtrex!}} [Feb. 17th, 2005|04:40 pm]
[mood |blankblank]
[music |"Peices" by Sum41]

I FUCKIN HATE KYM! She is such a lyin skank ass bitch! Lydia, you missed all the d-r-a-m-a today...okay, well long story is that she once told me that the worst she had ever done was a blowjob on a guy in CA. Well, then she went and told Becki that she'd fucked a guy. So then I asked her about it yesterday, and she just shrugged and was all like "Oh yea, I definitly lied to you" and so that right there just pissed me off, cuz I know she's lying, cuz I know she hasn't fucked anyone yet, I mean I'm really not that stupid. she;s lying to everyone cuz she thinks its cool, but it really just makes her a whore. and then today, she came up to me at my locker and was like "Tiff, I told you I screwed a guy and you just didn't believe me" and I was like "fuck no you didn't! you're bulshitting, and you're a fuckin liar!" So now she's mad at me, cuz Ashley and Kat and Jay and Jessa and Becki all asked what was wrong, and all I did was tell them, and Kat, Ashley and Becki all said that they knew she lied about that shit anyways. And Kat said that she knew a long time ago that Kym was a shitload of talk and no action. So now she's got half the gaurd mad at her, and all of a sudden, its my fault. well you know what fuck her. Maybe now she'll stop acting cool and grow the fuck up. Maybe she'll actually do her flagwork instead of asking a million retarded questions. SO ANYWAYS...on a more awesome note...i GOT TO MEET SEXY FORIEGN BOYYYYYY -sings- It was rather embarrassing actually...me and Ash were at my locker during our open block, and he walked past, and i guess she knows him cuz he was in her english class, and so she was like "hi Rasmus" (cuz she'd just found out that I had the hots for him) and then they started talking, and I shut my locker, and turned around, and she was like "This is my friend Tiffany" and he said hi and I like, was so embarrassed cuz I looked like hell... lol. I like, just looked at the ground and shuffled my feet and was like "err....hi...." It was so bad...lmfao. And then this morning (cuz all of that happened yesterday), we were in the band hall before school, and he all walked down the hall, and Ashley gave me this suggestive look as soon as he walked by and I was like "NOT A WORD FROM YOU!!!!!!!" and she started cracking up. lol. well kids, I should go...later losers \m/

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